Holy shit I laughed my ASS off on this TWICE !
Cody: Dude, that cupcake fight was awesome.
Me: Yeah dude, great way to waste food, haha.
Cody: Yep, what will kids in Africa eat?
Me: I don't know.... bugs and shit.
Cody: They can stick to there puddle water.
Me: They probably go all survivor and drink there own piss.
Cody: That is why they have so many kids... probably drink a lot of cum to survive.
Me:
Me: O.o
Both: *Start Dying Laughing*
Me: Seems like we just bought the funniest first class tickets to hell that are on the market.
Cody: We will have to sit with Hitler.
Me: Well, at least I can finally wear a swastika T-Shirt and not feel guilty.
Some Jew Kid: Hehe, real funny.
Cody: No need to be.... FLAMING in anger!
Me: EXTRA FUCKING CRISPY.
Both: *Now we are both in tears laughing*
Great day for me.
